Roger: [phone rings] Somebody lower the God-forsaken ringer!

Hayley: I'll watch Steve. [everyone cracks up] Why is that funny?

Toshi: Holy Methmoly!
Subtitle: Jeepers, a methhead!

Stan: You look like that little slut from Tangled.

Hayley: Now go up to your room and play with yourselves.

Barry: [seeing his blood pressure is 230/125] I gotta make some real changes.

Meth Addict: Where the hell's the receipt?!

Hayley: Steven Anita Smith! You're in big trouble, mister!

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