- Roger: [phone rings] Somebody lower the God-forsaken ringer!
- Hayley: I'll watch Steve. [everyone cracks up] Why is that funny?
- Toshi: Holy Methmoly!
- Subtitle: Jeepers, a methhead!
- Stan: You look like that little slut from Tangled.
- Hayley: Now go up to your room and play with yourselves.
- Barry: [seeing his blood pressure is 230/125] I gotta make some real changes.
- Meth Addict: Where the hell's the receipt?!
- Hayley: Steven Anita Smith! You're in big trouble, mister!
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