Orderly: If you wanted to come in here, you could've just admitted yourself. You didn't have to dry-hump our mailbox.
Stan: Yeah, you go out and get your mail and tell me if it's dry.

Bullock: This isn't my longest phone conversation and I don't intend to break that record now.

Stan: [While getting his brain drilled] Every villain has his apple, cinnamon, monkey toaster.

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