Roger: There's only one thing I do with nonblended drinks and that's drive.

Buckle: They had this machine that stole our dreams.

Hayley: Really?

Buckle: Figuratively. It's name was Michael Eisner.

Francine: I'm also part of the conversation.

Roger: My blender broke.

Stan: I'll just put in this sharpening stone, it worked with the garbage disposal which inexplicably broke that same night. [He inserts the stone an destroys the blender]

Roger: The "Boob" strikes again.

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