- Stan: Ah, Saturday afternoon TV. Where the sneaky networks hide all the good shows. [changes channel] A guy with question marks on his suit yelling tax secrets at me. [changes channel] Rick Steves' Glory Hole in Europe. [changes channel] And of course, the secret final episode of Caroline in the City.
- [Cut to Caroline carrying an axe covered in blood with a crazed look on her face looking at her other cast members brutally killed]
- Caroline: Now the city is mine!
- [Stan laughs]
- Stan: Still holds up!
- Roger: Well suck me off through a hole and call me Rick Steves, what is this?
- Steve: It's Baywatch. You've never seen Baywatch?
- Francine: You like this, Roger?
- Roger: Franny, I like the smell of gasoline. I like to play with Stan's ding-a-ling while he sleeps. This... this I love!
- Roger: Get help... you nutsacks.
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