Bullocks To Stan

Bullocks To Stan
// The plot in one sentence

Season: 1 Episode: 8
Total Episode Count: 8
Prod. no.: 1ANJ09
First Aired: September 11, 2005

Guest Starring: Patrick Stewart, Mike Henry , Stephen Root , Seth Green and Mike Barker
Featuring: Bullock, Stan Smith, Hayley Smith
Also Appearing: Roger
Director: Brent Woods
Writers: Alison McDonald

Newspaper Headline: "Gas prices higher than dude at weezer concert"

Plot: At the CIA fair, Hayley gets into an argument with Director Avery Bullock. Stan believes that this will destroy his chance for a promotion. The next morning, Stan goes to Bullock's house to apologize, but discovers that Bullock slept with Hayley. Stan is against it at first; however, Bullock says that he can get the promotion he wanted. Francine is against the relationship and Stan tries to make a man out of Hayley's ex-boyfriend Jeff (whom Hayley broke-up with because he agrees on everything). Jeff and Hayley get back together, and Hayley breaks-up with Bullock. He then tells Stan to kill Jeff and when they go to the woods to do it, Jeff takes their SUV. At a diner, Bullock calls Hayley a slut, which offends Stan, and the two CIA men get into a lengthy fist-fight (with some audio-commentary from Klaus). Bullock then claims that this was all a test to see if Stan would stand up for his nation and family, stating he will give him the promotion.

Meanwhile, Steve finds Dick Cheney's BlackBerry, which contains info on the secret White House bunker, Halliburton bunker and Satan (as well as phone numbers to various politicians such as Tony Blair). Steve and Roger begin making prank calls to the world leaders, but then they all *69 the two.

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