Stan: Better not say a fuckin' word or I'll kill you.

Jeff (to Hayley): How's you huge vagina?

Hayley: Oh, Yerhujeva? She's good. She's back in Croatia for the winter with the rest of the Gina family.

Steve (to Stan): Aah! You got it in my eye! I know, I know. That's what Mom said last night.

Stan: That's right while I was doing her. Ba-boom!

Francine (to Steve): I'm going to teach you how to kick your father's ass.

Steve: Good! That ass needs a pounding.

Francine: Yeah, that's what your father said last night.

Captain Crunch (to Roger): This is really nice work. You're hired. Your first assignment: a brutal triple rape right off the freeway.

Roger: Oh, thank you, Captain Karhoonch.

Captain Crunch: It's Crunch and you're welcome.

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