- Stan: [poking Francine's breast] Beep beep.
- Roger: Seems like someone's conscience is coming out.
- Stan: Of the closet? I don't have a conscience, let alone a gay conscience.
- [Stan wakes up and attempts to shoot a terrorist, but discovers that his bullets have been replaced by gummy bears]
- Stan: Gummy bears?! He replaced my bullets with gummy bears from the minibar! That's gonna cost me seven dollars! [looks at minibar and sees a small pile of money] Oh, he left money. Well, I can't be mad about...wait that's my money!
- Roger: Did you rub poo on your shirt?
- Stan: What? God no! It's cake.
- Roger: Poo cake? I'm putting "poo cake" in your file.
- Stan: Wait, no! Is that my permanent record?
- Roger: This is just a straw.
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