Stan: Did everyone else deserve to drown? Grumpy Cat? The Muppets? You're telling me Daniel Tosh has to die but I get to live?

Hayley: Jeff, do you know why you're shouting?!
Jeff: 'Cause of that damn helicopter!

Roger: I once survived four days in a Del Taco parking lot extracting life-saving nutrients from puddles and bird shit.
Steve: Why didn’t you just go into the Del Taco?
Roger: I’m a Taco Bell man.

Narrator: Flute Island? More like Blue Ball Island.

Narrator: I am rock hard.

Stan: Your boobs are out.

Klaus: She told me she was 18!

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