Dan is the super-excitable patron that proudly proclaims Flash Flood Acres to be The Largest Water Park in the Universe! in "A Ward Show". When his exasperated wife wants to know where the kids are, he's unable to answer. When she questions how many beers he's had, he explains it was only one, but it was the Largest Beer in the Universe! When his wife later goes looking for him, he asks the audience not to tell her where he is because she is the Biggest Bitch in the Universe!