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Stan: Hands, please. "Dear Lord, please bless these dice and my little wheelbarrow. And please Lord, give me the strength to resist the temptation to buy railroads. Amen." [Claps] Okay, lets do this. [Rolls dice] Five. 1, 2, 3, 4...Reading Railroad. I'll buy it.

Francine: GO BACK TO YOUR WHORE FAMILY!!!

Stan: Did you see that billboard for the evening news? I can't believe our two top reporters are part of five different races!

[After Roger accidentally calls Steve "Scotty"]
Steve: Scotty?
Roger: That's my new nickname for you... your favorite Star Trek character!
Steve: What he does isn't glamorous, but he keeps the Enterprise running.

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