- PA Announcement: Attention "Familyland" patrons, "Familyland" is temporarily closed...[foreboding voice] FOREVER.
- Francine: Real great park, Roy. Familyland, my ass!
- Roy: They stopped fighting! What did you do?
- Francine: I baked my ass off.
- [Bullock cuts someone in line]
- Kid: Hey, you're cutting!
- Bullock: [pulls out knife] How about I show you what real cutting is, huh?
- Kid: I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you. Can you speak into my microphone? [pulls out gun]
- Bullock: [backing away] Whoa, things just got real!
- Steve : It was worth it! It was all worth it!
- Stan: What's that smell?
- Roger: Cinnamon.
- Steve: Are those Mom's cookies?
- Hayley: I don't know, but it smells like...
- Hayley, Steve, and Stan: Home.
- Roger: Michael Chiklis.
- Francine: It's one o'clock. No one showed up for lunch. Some family vacation this is.
- Klaus: Well, at least we're together!
- Francine: [in annoyed tone] Yeah, and they just unload you on me.
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