Fernando Jaramillo is the most ruthless killer and crime lord on the Eastern seaboard. When Dick insults a hooker named Misty by refusing to pay for sex, she steals his car which has three people locked in the truck which Stan had been trying to help throughout the evening in "Stan's Night Out" and sells it to Jaramillo. When they are captured by Fernando and his men while trying to rescue the people from the trunk, Stan's first two escape plans involving Dick's dog Biscuit and Stan's mouse Cheesers backfire, forcing him to make a bet that he can start a lawnmower ten times on the first try based on a television show he had watched previously. Stan fails and Fernando prepares to cut off Stan's leg for winning the bet. When Stan appears at work the next day, it appears his leg is missing. But then Stan reveals he is still two-legged and reports Cheesers came back to his rescue.
Jaramillo is voiced by Steven Bauer.