When Stan's business goes south, he finds himself dancing for cash.
Season: 5 Episode: 8
Total Episode Count: 86
Prod. no.: 4AJN21
First Aired: November 29, 2009
Featuring: Stan Smith, Hayley Smith, Roger
Also Appearing: Francine Smith, Steve Smith, Snot, Toshi, Barry, Avery Bullock, Casey, Nathan, Dennis, Marty Nipples, Robertson, Jim, Jackson, Scott, Tanqueray, Judith Cullins, Karen Snerr, Art Fitzgerald, Ellen Ducher, Debra, Victor, Christopher Turk
Director: Bob Bowen
: John O'DayWriters
: Erik Durbin Storyboarders
: Megan Kelly
, Brian Mainolfi Roger's Disguise
: Cousin Phil from Oedipal Panties Plot
When Hayley announces she is taking off school to raise money for charity Stan is depressed because she isn't interested in his dry cleaning idea. Deputy Director Bullock finds out they need to spend any remaining money in the CIA budget immediately or face cutbacks in the following year. They go to a strip club to spend the money. Stan meets a stripper named Tanqueray and talks her into the dry cleaning business. Hayley's business takes off while Stan's goes into the tank. Stand decides the answer is to hire even more strippers. Roger promptly puts them on the internet and teases Steve. Bored, Tanqueray goes back to stripping to make money for Stan. Stan shows up at the club but finds out its Ladies Night and the girls have left. The club manager is impressed with Stan's build and talks him into dancing for money when he is short dancers. Stan passes of the money he makes as money earned by the dry cleaning business. Roger takes Hayley to the club to cheer her up because she is depressed that Stan appears to be succeeding. She sees him dancing and realizes he lied. She returns home to find Tanqueray leaving who tells her she should appreciate her fathers advice.
Meanwhile, Steve and his friends find out they have been accepted for space camp. It turn out the time at camp will be spent doing unexciting, administrative things. When Steve sees the girls Roger has in his room making out with each other, he and the gang decide to escape. When they get home, they find the girls have already left. Roger tosses them a g-string to fawn over until he tells them it was Stan's.