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Francine: Roger, you're the most disgusting out of shape piece of shit I've ever met in my life, and I know Sammy Hagar.

Steve: Wow! This is a really safe car!
Stan: Of course it is, son. The new Chevy Tumbler has driver and passenger-side air bags, as well as head-curtain side-impact air bags. Plus an all-new third row of seats and OnStar with a one-year "Safe and Sound" plan.
Elaine: This is OnStar. Is everything okay, Mr. Smith?
Stan: Everything's fine, Elaine. Thank you.
Francine: Who the fuck is Elaine, Stan?

Roger: You can't participate Klaus, I hate you. I say that not out of anger, but simply as a fact. It's 67 degrees outside and I hate you.

Stan: Earth Stan is boxers. Space Stan is panties. Steve, don't steal glances. If you want to check out my meatballs in this thing, go right ahead. I'm your dad.
Meatballs

Hayley: Steve, you will never get laid. There is nothing attractive about you. You have the sex appeal of the cancer ward in a pediatric hospital.

Francine: Stan, you have the undeserved ego of Jeremy Piven, the annoying self-righteousness of Sean Penn, and the unbearable hypocrisy of Rush Limbaugh. What I'm trying to say is, you're almost as bad a person as Rachael Ray.

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