- [Stan and Hayley are dancing at the wedding reception]
- Stan: Hayley, I just want you to know, everything I did, I did because I wanted to make you happy.
- Hayley: I am happy, Dad. I'm not just gaining a husband. I'm losing a father.
- Klaus: I think you only talk to me when there's no one else to turn to. I think that you don't really care what I think and you just need to hear yourself talk. I think you're a selfish bastard and think you can go to Hell.
- [Stan aims a shotgun at Hayley.]
- Stan: Hayley, don't make me have to...[she quickly snatches the shotgun from him and aims it at him; lovingly and quickly speaking]...spare your life because you're a part of the family!
- Roger: My name is Braff Zacklin. I was an international race car driver. One day, a baby carriage rolled out onto the track so I swerved into the retaining wall to avoid it. The car burst into flames, but the baby miraculously survived ... I was that baby.
- Steve: That doesn't make any sense.
- Roger: I'M BRAFF ZACKLIN!!!
- Steve: Nobody's going anywhere! Something about this "angel" stinks to high heaven!
- Roger: [gasps] Very nice!
- Steve: You almost got away with it, but nothing gets past Wheels, especially not people walking behind me in a narrow hallway. My first clue that something was amiss was when Angel asked me...
- [Flashback to a few seconds ago]
- Angel: You gonna finish that?
- Steve: [voiceover] At that moment, I thought to myself...
- Steve: Wait a minute. What kind of angel eats devil's food cake?
- [Flashback ends]
- Steve: She's no angel! [pulls the wings off Angel] She's a fraud!
- Roger: [clapping slowly] Congratulations. You cracked the case... [gets out of his wheelchair] "Wheels."
- Stan: Who's the talking fish?
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#02 | Meter Made | #08 | The Most Adequate Christmas Ever | #14 | Office Spaceman | |||
#03 | Dope & Faith | #09 | Frannie 911 | #15 | Stanny Slickers 2: The Legend of Ollie's Gold | |||
#04 | Big Trouble in Little Langley | #10 | Tearjerker | #16 | Spring Break-Up | |||
#05 | Haylias | #11 | Oedipal Panties | |||||
#06 | 42-Year-Old Virgin | #12 | Widowmaker |