- Stan: [To Hayley] God, you're annoying. Everything you say is annoying.
- [Hayley realizes she is responsible for Stan's capture]
- Hayley: Oh, my God. I told dad to wear those sunglasses. This is all my fault.
- Francine: Well, then you better just hope that he doesn't get out of there alive.
- Hayley: I'm so worried. What if...what if Dad doesn't come back?
- Francine: Then you'll have killed your father. Do I really need to explain this to you?
- Stan: Hayley, Hayley, Hayley...!
- Bullock: Oh my God, you are so bad at sexy phone calls.
- Steve: It's like I'm looking at you through the eyes of Vilmos Zsigmond, cinematographer of Close Encounters.
- Roger: I know Vilmos. I was his favorite extra.
- Roger: Two friends lit by candlelight. What could go wrong?
- Steve: The question is, what could go right?
- Roger: How about I light a few more?
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