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I Saw the Ugliest Woman is a country and western song sung by Roger in his persona of Cuss Mustard when inspired by an ugly neighbor of his ex-wife Naydern when he fakes spousal abuse to get out of the marriage in "Gorillas in the Mist".

Lyrics

Roger: I saw the ugliest woman I ever did saw

Face like a turnip and an under-bit jaw

Audience member #1: Yeah, tell it like it is!

Roger: Inbred from inbreds then inbred again

If ugly was pretty then she'd be a ten

Audience member #2: That sounds just like my wife!

Roger: She was so damn ugly

So I got drunk and fucked her in my truck

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