I want a gun for Christmas

I Want a Gun For Christmas is a song sung by Stan and Hayley at NGA Land in "Stannie Get Your Gun", singing the praises of guns.


Stan: I wasn't naughty all year long, I was mostly really nice

Hayley: Didn't kick the dog much or give my brother lice

Both: So don't bring me no red rubber ball, don't want no Gameboy at all,

I want a gun for Christmas!

Hayley: Listen to me Santa, I ain't playin' round

Stan: Got Mrs. Claus right by my side, she is gagged and bound,

Both: If you wanna see her again,

Better leave me a brand new Mac-10,

I want a gun for Christmas!

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