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Jeffssong

Jeff's Song is a song that Jeff Fischer sings (way off-key) to try to get Hayley to love him again in 100 A.D.

Lyrics

Jeff:
Oh, babe, it's true.
Francine:
[sighs] Jeff's serenading Hayley again.
Jeff:
I wanna touch butts with you.
Stan:
I'm gonna shoot him in the throat.
Francine:
Stan, wait! I wanna watch.
(part two)
Jeff:
Cheek to cheek
And hole to hole to hole.
There's a third hole.
[Stan sprays him with the garden hose]
Francine:
[poking him with a broom] Go on, Jeff! Shoo! Shoo! Scat!
Stan:
Jeff, you're not good enough for our daughter! You have no job, no home, and no future! Plus you're always wiping your face.
Jeff:
No I'm not.
[Stan sprays him with the hose again as he and Francine laugh]

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