Jeff's Song is a song that Jeff Fischer sings (way off-key) to try to get Hayley to love him again in 100 A.D.
- Oh, babe, it's true.
- [sighs] Jeff's serenading Hayley again.
- I wanna touch butts with you.
- I'm gonna shoot him in the throat.
- Stan, wait! I wanna watch.
- (part two)
- Cheek to cheek
- And hole to hole to hole.
- There's a third hole.
- [Stan sprays him with the garden hose]
- [poking him with a broom] Go on, Jeff! Shoo! Shoo! Scat!
- Jeff, you're not good enough for our daughter! You have no job, no home, and no future! Plus you're always wiping your face.
- No I'm not.
- [Stan sprays him with the hose again as he and Francine laugh]
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