Voiced by Seth Green
Joey is the de facto leader of the Scout Rangers of America Troop 264. When Stan tries to get Steve into wholesome American activities in Homeland Insecurity, he gets him to join the scouts. But when Stan leaves, they turn out to not be as wholesome as they present. Concerned when he starts afire in a park gazebo, Steve tries to quit and is shown the skeleton of a previous member who tried to quit.