- Stan: USA! USA! USA! Come on buddy, you gotta join me or I look like a total jerk. USA! USA!
- Klaus: Man, I want to, but I don't know the words.
- Stan: [about Ma Ma's stir fry] I don't wanna see this tiny corn!
- Ma Ma: I don't wanna see your tiny corn! Put on some pants!
- Stan: Francine, I brought a horse.
- Stan: Francine, I brought a panda.
- Roger: I have a family too that I would like to spend Thanksgiving with, so if you could just show me your TV.
- Stan: It's right here.
- Roger: Oh wow. It usually takes me a half-hour to find those.
- Hayley: [holding up Jeff's skateboard] This was his greatest invention: a snowboard with wheels on it, for sidewalks.
- Marvin: Where we come from, Thanksgiving's about sharing diverse cultures, no matter who you are, or how much your team sucks.
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