- [tires screech and a gunshot is heard. Stan covers his ears]
- Stan: Jeff and Hayley are killing me.
- Francine: [sleeping] I don't care if you are Sean Connery. That's my jet ski.
- [Stan gets out of bed. Jeff and Hayley are watching TV]
- Stan: You know what time it is.
- Jeff: Shh.
- Hayley: Dad, Jeff worked a long day. And now all he wants to do is watch Bones and relax.
- Seeley Booth (on TV): Hey, Bones. Look at this bone.
- Bones: I know. But did you see this bone?
- Seeley Booth: Where'd you find that bone?
- Bones: Same place you got your bone. It was just sitting here, next to this bone. Dr. Brennan, bone call. They said it was important. Something about a bone.
- Female customer: My elbow feel funny. My elbow feel strange.
- Francine: All right, a reverse BM it is. Hey, that came out funny [gasp] Was that a joke, do ya think?
- Francine: We can't ride on the bus, we're white!
- Jonah: Those pizza bagels are my life. I make those tiny bagels by hand.
- Billy: A fake rock?! This world never ceases to amaze and inspire me!
- Klaus: I got back in the room in like 6. The sun was definitely up. I seriously can't go to strip clubs when I drink, you guys...[Roger and Steve arrive at Las Vegas with their new car; Klaus responds in slow motion] Come on!! You got to be kidding me!!
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#01 | Hot Water | #07 | Season's Beatings | #13 | Dr. Klaustus | ||||||
#02 | Hurricane! | #08 | The Unbrave One | #14 | Stan's Best Friend | ||||||
#03 | A Ward Show | #09 | Stanny Tendergrass | #15 | Less Money, Mo' Problems | ||||||
#04 | The Worst Stan | #10 | Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key | #16 | The Kidney Stays in the Picture | ||||||
#05 | Virtual In-Stanity | #11 | Old Stan in the Mountain | #17 | Ricky Spanish | ||||||
#06 | The Scarlett Getter | #12 | The Wrestler | #18 | Toy Whorey |