Roger: So, whaddya say, Steve, you want to be cool?

Steve: Oh, I dunno. Would the guys at REI rather be camping right now? Yeah, I want to be cool.

Roger: Guess who, dick? The fish is right, you're too young to drive a car.

Steve: Whaduuup bitches?

Roger (after putting the sausage in Steve's pants): Mmm. Look at that bulge. Best part of waking up is bulgers in your cup.

[After Steve gets hit with a coffee pot by Principal Lewis after Steve hits Reshma]

Roger: Didn't think I had to specify that you should kick a boy's ass.

Steve: Sorry.

Roger: Don't apologize to me, apologize to Reshma. Bitch is hysterical.

Reshma [to Steve pointing to her breasts]: When these come in, they're all yours.

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