Roger: Crap, I must have grabbed the helium tank.

Roger: This is just the place Langley Falls needs.

Klaus: If they need it so much, why is no one here?

Roger: I'm gonna eat you one day.

Roger: You worthless piece of shit.

Hayley: Excuse me?!

Roger: Excuse you?! For eating the rest of my potato bread? I made that myself and you know I didn't!

Roger: I just want to be as close to you as possible... Like John and Yoko... You're Yoko.

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