Stan: Men with mustaches are more persuasive.

Bullock: That's preposterous

Stan with mustache: No its not.

Bullock: If you say so.

Steve: Mom! We were playing a game!

Snot: And I won.

Stan: Gay? Dog Gobbling? Not a chance!

Steve: Hello, Schmuely.

Snot: The fuck did you just call me?

Snot: Your mom's going to touch more sack than a medieval grain merchant on inventory day.

Stan: Apologize? For what? For giving him power over an island full of half-naked Hispanic men? That's his dream...the the premise of three of his screenplays.

Bullock: When da Vinci first conceived of it, he called it an aerial screw.

Stan: That seems a bit lewd.

Bullock: Well, da Vinci was a well known sexual deviant. You know that sketch of the naked man in the wheel? Blueprints for a rape machine.

Steve: Why aren’t you getting up?

Snot: I’m waiting for my wrestling rager to go down.

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