- Roger: I'm not ready to die. Not before Shatner!
- Stan: [after finding the photo of Roger in the paper] How did this happen?!
- Roger: I have no idea. I leave the house in disguise, but six Rob Roys later, things happen that I can't be responsible for. Like buying this puzzle. Why the hell did I buy this puzzle?! [begins tearing the nearly complete puzzle apart] I hate puppies! Get out of that tea cup! That cup is for tea!
- Bullock: Dick, I believe you're up.
- Dick: I don't have anything for show and tell. I just found out I have liver cancer.
- Bullock: I'm giving you a zero for the day.
- Bullock: I need a new team leader.
- Jackson: Sir, I'm your man. I will not rest until the alien and all his accomplices are brought to just...
- Stan: He told me he hates you.
- Bullock: What?! Jackson, is this true?
- Jackson: Yes.
- Bullock: Get out of my sight! Smith, how do you feel about me?
- Stan: You're okay, I guess.
- Bullock: Good, then you're the man for this job.
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| #01 | 1600 Candles | #08 | Chimdale | #15 | Wife Insurance | ||||||
| #02 | The One That Got Away | #09 | Stan Time | #16 | Delorean Story-an | ||||||
| #03 | One Little Word | #10 | Family Affair | #17 | Every Which Way But Lose | ||||||
| #04 | Choosy Wives Choose Smith | #11 | Live and Let Fry | #18 | Weiner of Our Discontent | ||||||
| #05 | Escape from Pearl Bailey | #12 | Roy Rogers McFreely | #19 | Daddy Queerest | ||||||
| #06 | Pulling Double Booty | #13 | Jack's Back | #20 | Stan's Night Out | ||||||
| #07 | Phantom of the Telethon | #14 | Bar Mitzvah Hustle | ||||||||