Pearl Bailey High School is the school attended by Steve and his friends in Langley Falls. The headmaster of the school is Principal Lewis. It is named after the African-American singer and actress.
Faculty & Administration
- Principal Lewis
- Coach Patterson
- Coach Keegan
- Coach Andrews
- Miss Laine
- Mr. Durbin
- Mr. Pinkerton
- Miss DeGaul
- Bob Crawley (deceased)
- Mr. Brink
- Doris
- Clara (deceased)
- James Hetfield
- Mary
- Manny
- Mr. Hershel
- Nurse Margaret
- Carl
Students
- Amy
- Amy (Merlot Down Dirty Shame)
- Barry Robinson
- Debbie Hyman
- Donnie Patterson
- Janet Lewis
- Lisa Silver
- "Snot" Lonstein
- Steve Smith
- Toshi Yoshida
- Vince Chung
- Jewel
- Lindsay Coolidge
- Jenny Bowen
- Bobby
- Pandora
- Jeff
- Jared
- Reshma
- Berland
- Chad (deceased)
- Trudy Lawrence
- Lacey
- Todd
- Shelly Maxwell
- Frankle
- Kim
- Dennis
- Barney
- Evan
- Zack
- Chelsea
- Jeanine Winthrop
- Ashley
- Henry Calloway
- Beth
- Melissa
- Courtney
- Marty Nipples
- Luis Ramirez
- Figgus
- Jenna
- Susie
- Samantha & Megan
- Mertz
- Martin (expelled & sent to juvenile hall)
- Tanya Johnson
- Amy Reed
- Miles
- Peter
- Troy
- Nathan
- Marshal
- Tyler & Marcus
- Brigid Hendricks
- Exmack
- A.J. Slick
- Carla Cannoli
- Shannon
- Billy
- Ron
- The Golden Girls: Blanch, Sophia and Dorothy