"Rich & Mitch" is a song about twin CIA agents that Stan hates in "Father's Daze". He is depressed at first when they go missing during a botched mission. When he later gets a phone call that they were found dead, he breaks out into song with the family joining in.
The song is set to the tune of "Camptown Races".
- Stan: Rich and Mitch were found in a ditch
- Do-dah, do-dah
- All: Sorry Mrs. Jankovitch, your stupid sons are dead