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Gertie: (Spits at the statue of Abraham Lincoln) That's for freeing the slaves, you negro-loving Yankee devil!

Gertie:There you are. You send me to get you a churro, and then you disappear. Anyway, here's your filthy wetback donut.

Gertie: Leave her alone whitey!

Gertie: Leave her alone you two-dollar pie Pai Gow whore!

Gertie: Give me back my wig, you scalp-happy red man!

Bullock: Sit down Smith. Our analysists have confirmed that this is none other than the alien that escaped from Area 51, four years ago.
Co-worker: My eyes!
Stan: [accidentally spits coffee on a fellow co-worker] He's alive.
Bullock: Naturally, recapturing this fugitive is our top priority. Then we can track down the bastards that have been harboring it and punish them brutally. [Stan spits coffee again] I mean really brutally, weird stuff, butt stuff. [Stan spits the coffee yet again] Somebody take Smith's coffee.

Stan: I knew you couldn't resist a federally funded Dynasty exhibit

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