Roger: Perfect!

[Roger is accidentally stabbed in the hand by Stan with the sacred daggers.]

Roger: Ahh!! You dumb son of a-! No wait, that's not who Roland is... [cheerfully] Hey! You're doing great!

Stan: What's going on?

Francine: We're grandparents!

Stan: Steve was raped by a confused lesbian?

Pope: Are you seeing this shit?

Roger: That punch, that punch right there, that's the punch where everything went black, and I was finally able to achieve orgasm.

Steve: Oh...

Stan: You mean change religion?

Francine: Sure. Muhammad Ali changed religions and became Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

Nemo: I'll see you again Stan Smith, when the Rapture comes! [Laughts maniacally, then starts twisting his head 360 degrees and speaking in Aramaic]

Narrator: Baby Anti-Christ says: "Blessings to you and all, on this most joyous of holiday seasons."

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