Stan: Go Biscuit! (the dog hits the wall) Okay, go Cheesers! (mouse runs away) Coward!

Saunders: Hey, come on! Dick! Don't! Dick. Come on Dick. Why are you doing this Dick? This isn't you. I want the old Dick back. I don't want bad new Dick. I want good old Dick. Give me the Dick I'm used to. Give me the Dick I love.

(Last lines of the episode)

Bernie: Hello, line one, your on with Bernie.

Stan: You son of a bitch I'm gonna kill you

(Bernie's eyes widen)

Stan: I'm gonna finish this meatloaf, get on a plane to Toronto and shoot you in your lying face.

(Roger Opens His Legs)

Hayley: Roger Did You Paint That On?

Roger: Yes, aroused? Well it's not for you!

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