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Roger: The carpet match the curtains?

Francine: How's everyone's French toast?
Stan: Smelly and ungrateful. But this American toast is delicious!

(As Hayley and strip club employee discuss exploitation of strippers)
Strip club patron: Plus, to quote Camille Paglia, these ladies are "sexual conquerors controlling the channel between nature and culture." Take it off, bitch

Stan: You look like a slutty wad of money.
Hayley: No way.
(Stan reassembles his gun)
Stan: Yes way!
Francine: Stan!
Stan: Well, she started it!

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