Roger: The carpet match the curtains?

Francine: How's everyone's French toast?

Stan: Smelly and ungrateful. But this American toast is delicious!

As Hayley and strip club employee discuss exploitation of strippers ...

Strip club patron: Plus, to quote Camille Pagula, these ladies are "sexual conquerors controlling the channel between nature and culture." Take it off, bitch

Stan: You look like a slutty wad of money.

Hayley: No way.

(Stan reassembles his gun)

Stan: Yes way!

Francine: Stan!

Stan: Well, she started it!

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