Tearjerker/Quotes
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British Agent: I have had sex with a lot of women, and I can tell you that you... should probably get tested.
Stan: Dang... no tunes!
Stan: You told me you'd tell me if you became a robot! You broke a pinkie promise!
Stan: Beer, shaken, not stirred.
Stan: The name is Smith, Stan Smith.
Robotic Johnny Depp: I once found a robin's nest in Tim Burton's hair.
Sexpun: Woah, you really are a virgin!
Stan: What, that's not good?
Sexpun: No, it's awful.
Scientist: You're a lunatic with the madman's dream of a milk-proof robot!!!
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