- [Roger makes a rainbow]
- Francine: Oh my God! You can do that?
- Roger: Yeah, when I'm really happy.
- [Francine walks through it] Ew.
- Roger: Yeah, it's made out of pee-pee.
- Stan: It's an Oscar, for God's sake.
- Francine: They said they wanted to come, but they couldn't because... they didn't want to come.
- Klaus: It's high school, Steve. It doesn't matter
- Steve: You said that about middle school. When's it start to matter?
- Klaus and Stan: Never.
- Roger: And I'd usually fall asleep on the pot. Those crappers heat up big time in the sun, so when I woke up a couple hours later, I'd be drenched in sweat. Half the time, I pooed in my sleep.
- Roger: It's right here on her butt. "I Hate Steve."
- Steve: [laughing nervously] He's just joshing, right, Ma?
- Francine: Look! There's nothing there!
- Steve: Oh, God! Mom!
- Roger: [laughing] You B.A.'d your son!
- [Camera pans to the right to show Snot looking in through the kitchen window]
- Snot: Uh, the bus is here?
- Steve: Get outta here, Snot!
- Snot: [Pretending to be Steve] Dad, what do Mom's boobs look like?
- Stan: I'll tell ya, Snot. They're perfect. Creamy twins with faint blue veins running over them like cooling streams I can wash my face in.
- Mr. Brink: Life dismissed.
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