Stan: I...might not be Hayley's father? You've cheated on me?
Francine: I'm sorry. It happened a few days before our wedding at my bachelorette party.
Stan: A few days before the wedding? While I was dealing with small details that ultimately made of the most beautiful day of my life? A box of flip-flops so the girls could dance.
Francine: I was freaking out that my life was changing. I was going from being this party girl to being someone's wife. And I got drunk and [sighs] It was the biggest mistake I ever made. Can you ever forgive me?
[Stan comes close to her]
Stan: You... big... whore. I don't know why I'm holding you like this. It must be very confusing.
Doctor: Mr. and Mrs. Smith, bad news. Your daughter's second kidney's only working at 20%.
Francine: Oh no!
Kelly Wilk: That's right! Ultimate Kellies!
Hayley: What's in it?
Kelly Wilk: Don't worry about it. Let's just say it's why Montel Williams has MS.