Snot: How are you gonna become a varsity athlete?
Toshi: [in Japanese] Is there a "Rubbing One Out In The Library" team?

Klaus: The new name for your shorts is The Boneyard, 'cause there were so many bones in there.
Steve: Wait. Did...did you also have a...?
Klaus: Oh, don't tell me you didn't feel mine, bro. That's bullshit, man!

Steve: Okay, everybody, I see how this looks. I'm not a weirdo, I just have a fish in my shorts. He's been helping me get a jacket. Seemed like a good way to get to second base. Thinking about switching schools.

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