Hit me with your best shot
The Missing Kink
Francine develops an interest in spanking.
Season: 9 Episode: 15
Total Episode Count: 148
Prod. no.: 7AJN16
First Aired: April 14, 2013
Guest Starring: Mariah Carey, Richard Kind, Michael Peña
Featuring: Stan Smith, Francine Smith
Also Appearing: Steve, Klaus, Roger, Hayley, Avery Bullock, Snot, Barry, Toshi, Marguerite, Bob Tuttle, Principal Lewis, Christie White, Mr. Yoshida, Mrs. Yoshida, Lorraine, Dick, Midget Assassin, Ray, Linda Memari, Reginald Koala
Musical Numbers: He's Got a Kink
Director: Pam Cooke, Valerie Fletcher
: Jeff Chiang
, Eric Ziobrowski Storyboarders
: Casey Coffey
, George Kaprillian
, Rudi Berden Roger's Disguise
: S&M outfit from "The Return of the Bling
After the usual missionary position sex, Francine admits being bored and suggests some variations but Stan insists it is the natural way to have sex. Steve angers Stan at breakfast and receives a spanking. Francine objects and Stan demonstrates for her how he spanks to prove it does no lasting harm, but Francine finds it turns her on. Chatting with Roger, Francine asks how to approach Stan with her turn-on and Roger suggests she trick him. She uses an argument between Steve and Klaus as a pretense to get Stan to spank her again and agrees to take all of his spankings in the future resulting in a montage of incidents. Stan finally catches her tossing Steve's bicycle through the front window and decides to banish Francine to the woods as per a fake verse in his Bible as punishment.
After two days in the woods, Stan returns but finds Francine is unrepentant and accuses Stan of being repressed. She refuses to leave until Stan opens up a bit. Later with Roger, Stan continues to call her a deviant and Roger convinces him to open up with a musical number, although Stan finds he wants to embrace every kink known to Roger's dread. Stan finds Francine and surprises her with a spanking and an openness to try new things, although even Francine gets reservations when Stan gets too weird even for her. At home, Francine finds that Stan has arranged an audience while they make kinky love. Francine goes to Roger and admits she created a monster. Roger intervenes in a latex wetsuit and horrifies everyone including Stan back to normal. Francine makes up with Stan in the hospital while Roger is inside of Stan's body. To get her spanking fix, Francine joins a women's softball team, where the teammates spank Francine in celebration for good plays on field.
Meanwhile, Snot decides to take advantage of Hayley's grief over Jeff and asks her out. To his surprise she agrees. After a date with Snot, Hayley returns in a good mood. But Snot finds he is no longer interested in Hayley. Steve confronts Snot and asks him to avoid breaking Hayley's heart. Snot decides to confess to being gay with Barry and Hayley decides to bow out, leaving Barry heartbroken when Snot leaves him as well.