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Stan spank methods
Steve: I DO NOT APPROVE OF YOUR METHODS!!

[Stan spanks Francine to show her how hard he spanks Steve]
Francine: Oh, my.
Stan: What do you mean, "oh my"? It's supposed to hurt.
Francine: No, no, it does, it does! But show me again how you do it.

[Hayley agrees to go out for pizza with Snot]
Snot: HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW? I DID IT!!
Steve: Buddy, your pits.
Snot: Yo.

Stan: Have you been setting Steve up this whole time?
Francine: Yes, I'm very bad. You should spank me.
Stan: Why would you do that to him?
Francine: Spank me and I'll tell you.

Roger: Well, there are ways to get people to do what you want without they're knowing it.
Francine: Are you suggesting I trick him?
Roger: Sure, it's easy. I once got him to drink my pee by telling him it was a fancy beer.
Francine: What an idiot.

Stan: The Church sent missionaries to America to teach the Indians the correct method of sex. in return, they taught us the correct method of sitting in second grade.

TV Announcer: Next on Fox, another fucking singing contest!

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