Steve: The teacher here is supposed to be the most intense and demanding instructor in all of clowning, and... shit, it's Roger, isn't it? It's gonna be Roger.

Roger: I gotta take this. It's my ac-clown-tant... you know, a clown-accountant. He's got this giant calculator that only ever adds up to boobs. Pretty funny, but frankly, I think he's been stealing from me.

Stan: Dammit, O'Shanahan's! I just fixed her face!

Stan: Three virtues that can be summed up in one word; LOYNTEGRITY.

Nurse's aid: Mrs. Smith, if you don't mind I need to re-catheterize your daughter's penis.
Francine: Sure. Sure. Whatever.

Klaus: Goofus McDoof sends his regards!

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