The Never-Ending Stories
Stan finds a captive audience for his boring stories.
Season: 13 Episode: 09
Total Episode Count: 243
Prod. no.: CAJN09
First Aired: April 9, 2018
Guest Starring: Xzibit
Also Appearing: Klaus, Francine, Steve, Hayley, Roger, Avery Bullock, Dick, Jackson, Andrew, Sarah, Jessica Raplansky, Tuttle, Dr. Kalgary, Billy, Demetri Weinsteinopolis, Tim, Texas, Marco, Tanner, Doobie, Juicy Lou, Andy Dick
Musical Numbers: Guppy Love (Fishin' Ain't Easy (Where My Sluts At?))
Director: Pam Cooke, Valerie Fletcher
: Parker Deay
, Jordan Blum Storyboarders
: Bryan Francis
, Rozlynn Waltz Roger's Disguise
: Faceless Roger from "Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses
Stan's family will go to any length to avoid Stan's boring stories, but when Bullock asks him to fill in for him at his class at the CIA Academy while he goes away for a swingers vacation, Stan finds a new audience for his tales. But when he neglects to actually teach anything and sabotages Bullock's early return, he cheats his students through the CIA graduation to avoid the wrath of the muscular dean. He does too well, and the unprepared students are fast-tracked to what would be considered a suicide mission.
Stan tries to mount a rescue mission with Roger in tow, posing as one of the student's mother. But they are captured and when the student is threatened, Stan manages to deflect the bullet with his tongue. This buys enough time for Bullock and the rest of the hedonists to rescue everyone after hearing Stan's moans and thinking it was an orgy in progress. At home, Stan is unable to bore the family with his stories due to his tongue being kept in Roger's rectum for safekeeping and due to multiple items also stored there, it will take Roger some time to find it.
When hanging out at a local rap battle, Klaus is invited to become the hype-man for a famous rapper. His act is impressive enough on its own that he is encouraged to become a rapper himself. He resists momentarily, but decides to purse the idea. The premier of his rap video is poorly received and he finds himself back to his old life.