Future Steve: Oh it is. I've had sex four times with three different women.
Steve Smith: You hear that, Snot? Someone came back for seconds. [Notices Snot isn't here] Snot? He went down to the party! He's gonna ruin everything! [Goes down to get Snot, but Future Steve grabs his arm]
Future Steve: Okay, go get him, but don't talk to anyone. Don't do anything memorable. Just make your usual zero impact on people. Your future depends on it.
Steve: Sorry, ripped future me. Even though you're super awesome, I gotta do this for my best friend. [He walks over and rubs his future self's abs] I guess I'm saying goodbye to these.
Future Steve: No matter what your future, you can still commit yourself to regular exercise...