The Window Cleaner by George Formby, Jr. is sung by Avery Bullock in "Failure is not a Factory-Installed Option" after he releases Stan from service when he can't get his head on straight after getting bested by a car salesman and releases a terrorist with money and secrets.

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All day up this ladder

'I'm as happy as can be

any thing, thing, thing, anything, the things I shouldn't see

Oh, the blushing bride looks divine

The bride groom, he is doing fine

I'd rather have his job than mine

when I'm cleaning windows

All day up this ladder...