Three AM is a song that Stan writes when he takes pills invented by the CIA to stay awake, enabling him to have more personal time in "Stan Time".


Stan: This is the song that I wrote at three AM

I taught myself how to play the guitar

I only know two chords so far

My fingers hurt 'cause I haven't grown calluses

I wonder how long it takes to grow calluses

I bet that's something you could learn on the internet

Tomorrow night I'm going to learn to use the internet

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