Uzi Knessett is the contractor Stan and Francine hire to remodel their kitchen in "Home Wrecker". When they are determined to prove to Greg Corbin and Terry Bates that their marriage can survive a remodel, their marriage is first tested when they can't agree on a shade of white. Tempers start to boil over when Stan insists on a traditional kitchen and Francine wants a modern one. Things come to a head when Francine orders a bay window without Stan's approval. The remodel spreads through the house, both ordering their own style until they divide the house in half.
Voiced by Maurice LaMarche.