- Steve: Anyone else get a boner when Akiko slapped me? ... Uh, me neither. Ha ha, gotta go. Hey, you know what's funny? Walking like a gorilla.
- Stan:The truth is you're nothing, but a worthless sack of fat-ass. You're lazy, you're a chubbo, you lie, you cheat, you eat all our food, you're a drunk, you never wash your wigs, but strut around like you're Mary, Queen of Scots, Brangelina and Jesus all rolled into one. Well you're not. You're a big, fat nothing.
- Francine: Dinner's almost ready. I'm doing one of Rachael Ray's 30-minute meals, but I'm saving 10 minutes by not being all fake and smiley.
- [Steve swallows hot dogs whole]
- Steve: Thanks again for training me how to tame my gag reflex.
- Roger, Hayley & Francine: You're welcome.
- Roger: [After stabbing Stan with his empty epipen during an allergy attack] I only used it once. I was super hungover, and I wanted an adrenaline rush. It... Felt... Amazing.
- Roger: [Drinks a cup of coffee] Man, caffeine doesn't affect me at all. [twitches, drops his cup and runs on the ceiling] I can do anything!
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| #02 | The One That Got Away | #09 | Stan Time | #16 | Delorean Story-an | ||||||
| #03 | One Little Word | #10 | Family Affair | #17 | Every Which Way But Lose | ||||||
| #04 | Choosy Wives Choose Smith | #11 | Live and Let Fry | #18 | Weiner of Our Discontent | ||||||
| #05 | Escape from Pearl Bailey | #12 | Roy Rogers McFreely | #19 | Daddy Queerest | ||||||
| #06 | Pulling Double Booty | #13 | Jack's Back | #20 | Stan's Night Out | ||||||
| #07 | Phantom of the Telethon | #14 | Bar Mitzvah Hustle | ||||||||