Francine: I'm having a cigarette, I don't care what the package says.

Greg: Augh, I saw it again.
Terry: You know she has one, why do you keep staring at it?
Greg: I don't trust it. I don't want to turn my back on it.

Roger: Now for my payment...[squeezes Steve's butt] HONK HONK! Pleasure doing business with you.

Roger: YES! Oh there is no downside to this drug! [eye pops out] So do you guys want to get some steaks at the Brown Derby?

Stan: Let's play hide and don't seek. I'll hide in my plate room and you don't seek me. [walks up the stairs] We know the game is over when you've made me dinner.

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