The World's Worst Country Song is sung by Roger when he turns Roger's Place into a Country & Western roadhouse in "Gorillas in the Mist". Roger sets out to prove how easy it is to sing country music and is booed off the stage.


I love drinking and race cars and big 'ol fat women

And Jesus is awesome, he rose on Thanksgiving

[The crowd gets ugly and throws beer bottles]

Roger: You, you. I saw you

Patron: Don't you talk about Jesus!

Roger: I eat Funyuns and tater tots

I kill squirrels with my gunnnn

[Another bottle hits the screen]

Ok, God I'm finished.

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