- Roger: In a world where vomit comes out of my mouth...
- Francine: Damn it Roger take him to the hospital!
- Roger: Franny we've been over this, I can't take Stan to the hospital because then a doctor would save him. To restore the life debt, I have to save him.
- Francine: This is crazy!!
- Roger: Well I think you're crazy, see ain't that hurtful?
- Francine: You son of a bitch, I'm gonna rip your fucking throat out!!
- Roger: Oh, so it ends with you being the potty mouth so I'm hanging up.
- Snot: We gotta do something. Steve is drunk with power.
- Barry: The drunker he gets, the better I look!
- Steve: Brought down by an open microphone.
- Snot: We had to do it, Steve. You were out of control.
- Barry: Like my cholesterol!
- Snot: Geez, Barry, you have a lot of health problems.
- Snot: Steve, look. About yesterday...
- Steve: No, you did the right thing. Just be careful doing the announcements, okay? The power of the microphone... it changes you.
- Barry: YOU FUCKING FUCKERS ARE GOING TO DO WHAT I SAY OR I WILL PUT MY GOD DAMN FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASSHOLE YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU CRAWLED OUT OF YOUR MOTHERS TWAT!!!
- Principal Lewis: Barry!
- Barry: [crying] I made a swear!
- Principal Lewis: [realizing he has been broadcast talking about sex with minors] Oh, fuck me.
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