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Roger: In a world where vomit comes out of my mouth...

Francine: Damn it Roger take him to the hospital!
Roger: Franny we've been over this, I can't take Stan to the hospital because then a doctor would save him. To restore the life debt, I have to save him.
Francine: This is crazy!!
Roger: Well I think you're crazy, see ain't that hurtful?
Francine: You son of a bitch, I'm gonna rip your fucking throat out!!
Roger: Oh, so it ends with you being the potty mouth so I'm hanging up.

Barry: YOU FUCKING FUCKERS ARE GOING TO DO WHAT I SAY OR I WILL PUT MY GOD DAMN FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASSHOLE YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU CRAWLED OUT OF YOUR MOTHERS TWAT!!!
Principal Lewis: Barry!
Barry: [crying] I made a swear!

Principal Lewis: [realizing he has been broadcast talking about sex with minors] Oh, fuck me.

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